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Saturday, November 11, 2006
*CONFESSION/DISCLAIMER: I broke all the rules of NaBloPoMo by not posting yesterday and putting this in retroactively. I just wasn't near a computer yesterday. But I wrote it in my head, which sorta makes it OK...
Heheh, I like a surprise. I like to surprise my Ma most of all. Yesterday I loaded Ferris, my trusty and beloved bike, onto a V/Line train and trucked out to the station closest to her country estate. Then I rode Ferris for an hour and a half to her house and happily noodled down her driveway unannounced. She was pretty stoked and I was very pleased with myself for finally testing out the bike ride. It's a little gruelling, as it's uphill most of the way, but the scenery is lovely and the passing traffic was mostly very thoughtful and cautious. There was even time to stop off at the church op shop as I rolled into town - a solid gold op shop it is, too, where I have left many a gold coin, because that's all that anything ever costs.
So I played with Maggie the collie, who has filled out nicely so that you can no longer feel razor-sharp hip bones protruding and xylophone ribs, and knows how to work her charisma and goddess-like beauty. Ma and I toured her garden and ate lunch and gasbagged. I napped on the couch and drank tea. Then she loaded Ferris and I into the car and took us back to the station (as a return ride was completely out of the question for me!!).
I think I'll reward Ferris for his uncomplaining and faithful service over the past 9 years with a superdeluxe tune-up, and a spanking new set of paniers,
Posted at 04:25 pm by livebird
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Friday, November 10, 2006
There are only about three reasons...
...why a car is a useful and good thing to have around.
One of them is for when you go on a late-Thursday-evening IKEA run to find a frame for the gorgeous 1970s Victorian Education Department poster of the life cycle of the apple tree that your very thoughtful friend with a great eye for things you'd like gave you, and you smash the frame while trying to haul it home on your bike.
Ooops.
Posted at 10:43 am by livebird
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Thursday, November 09, 2006
It's the Curmudgeon's last day at his 'suboptimal' (I'm trying soooo hard not to be slanderous) job today. He starts a New and Improved Employment Adventure the week after next. I'm terribly excited for him because his old gig has made him quite unhappy for some time. I've been trying to get him to be all sloppy and irresponsible on his last couple of days, such as not shaving off the significant beardage he grew over the long weekend, and answering queries and requests with "Nup. Leaving. Do it yourself." After all, what repurcussions could there be? But the bloody man has this irritating consciencious streak and trotted off to work yesterday, smooth of face and crisp of shirt, and is being all grown-up and leaving gracefully. Bah.
Posted at 09:27 am by livebird
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
The bloke who shared my lane at the pool this morning had 1.5 arms and 1.5 legs. Speed and stamina-wise, he left me for dead. Now, if he can swim like the Dickens, surely I, with my full complement of limbs, will eventually be able to do the same. 1.7km and counting...
After a couple of months of the cultural smugness one is permitted to display when one doesn't own a telly, I am once again besmirched by the presence of a hulking eejit box in my living room. Oh how it gobbles time and provides a droning soundtrack to my domestic life. Suddenly I find myself caring about fictional people again, when a few weeks ago I couldn't give a fig. Grrr.
Posted at 04:28 pm by livebird
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Ridin' along on my pushbike
The Curmudgeon and I went on A Nadventure today... a bike ride from Hurstbridge to St Andrews and back. I confess we took the shortcut back because we overestimated the fitness of ourselves and our bikes. Mine hasn't been quite the same since I got hit by a car, and his hasn't been the same.... since about 1994, and having spent the intervening years out in the elements and starved of lubricants. I had a good time. He hated it. But we both enjoyed the muffin from the Post Office Cafe on the train home, and we were lucky to see an echidna and pulled over to watch it snuffle about in the rocky soil.
I get Squiddy back tomorrow and I'm glad. I'm missing the little thug. The wind blew the dog door last night and my subconscious registered a chunky puppy entering the room. I was disappointed to find she wasn't there.
Posted at 05:17 pm by livebird
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Monday, November 06, 2006
I committed to posting a blog entry every day for a month as part of
NaBloMoPo or some other foolish name. It's proving to be quite a trial.
Easier than trying to grow a moustache for Movember, I guess.
This one comes from the State Library where the Curmudgeon and I have
chosen to end our day of rambling, day-off-from-work adventures. We
have tried on spectacles (he needs new ones, and I wish my eyesight
wasn't so good because I love specs and look forward to the day when
I'll need them) and been scornful of current fashions, in particular
the Chronic Misplacing of Waists. My waist lies directly between my
hips and my ribs. Not just beneath my breasts. Designers TAKE NOTE: by
hiding waists and making frocks all flouncy from the ribcage down, you
infantalise women and by combining infantalisation (did I make up a
word?) with supposed increased attractiveness you are being OFFENSIVE
and vaguely pedophilic. Which makes me inclined to type in SHOUTY
LETTERS.
We've also been playing in the new exhibition at ACMI called 'Eyes,
Lies and Illusions' that features an installation of eyeballs that
follow you around the room. They are splendid; even more so for making
people flail about in front of them (myself included) to see how
sensitive they are to movement.
Posted at 05:23 pm by livebird
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Sunday, November 05, 2006
The title of this post is just about the happiest text message you can get from my friend K. And it's one that I received this afternoon. And the cake... oooh. Pear, apple and rhubarb tea cake. No recipe. It was a great moment in my life when I realised that the Cake Police didn't come to getcha if you didn't follow a recipe. Turns out that some of my best cakes have been entirely experimental. Perhaps I can just feel it in my waters when I have added enough milk or the proportions are just so. In any case, it seems K is similarly endowned with spooky cake-intuition because her cake was SUBLIME. (Please note... use of past tense is highly accurate here.)
The tin in which said cake was baked was purchased at an op shop yesterday, where I also saw a Little Golden Book called "Big Bird's Red Book." And I thought only Chairman Mao wrote one...
Posted at 06:41 pm by livebird
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Saturday, November 04, 2006
I did it, I got rid of her. Gone.
(Calm down. Temporarily. She's hanging out with her cousin Rusty for the long weekend. I figure by the time I get her back next week, I will have stopped being stroppy about the footwear.)
Here's a question for you. What do you do when the stranger in the pool lane next to you bursts into tears? If you're me, you do nothing, for fear of doing the wrong thing.
Posted at 06:27 pm by livebird
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Friday, November 03, 2006
I have a rule that if one of my pets eats another of my pets, the eater must go. I can't deal with them after that. This law was laid down many years ago when my pet rat, Jaffa, managed to drag an enormous fat female Macleays spectre stick insect (see below)...
...who lived free on a bunch of leaves on my desk, through the bars of her cage. When I couldn't see the giant bug, I looked in her typical hangouts, like the top of the curtains or the cornices of the room. No bug. With some level of horror I looked in Jaffa's cage. I couldn't see anything bug-like inside. But then I dug around in the litter on the bottom. Just like the awful scene in Seven when the cops find the almost-dead man who had been chained to his bed for a year, and he gasps and lurches up, the bug stirred. Jaffa had eaten all her limbs off. It was absolutely horriffic. Mortfied, I put the bug out of its misery, and within a week I had found Jaffa a new home.
Come back to the present day. Anyone who visits here even semi-regularly must know how besotted I am with my thug of a little mutt. However having returned home yesterday to find that she had penetrated my French Revolution-esque baracade into my studio room and eaten my beloved gorgeous boots that make me 6'3" I find myself feeling very much like I did when I found that mangled arthropod. It is quite possible that I will never, ever speak to her again.
Posted at 09:39 am by livebird
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
A little bit of rain this morning to fool us all into thinking we're not really suffering the worst drought since 1914...
Squid made her film debut last night. She's a 'character actor' in a short film. Her job was to be walked by another actor and sniff a tree. She was marvellous. I look forward to seeing the final film and reading the credits: DOG - SQUID.
Posted at 09:41 am by livebird
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