1. I'm learning to drive manual / stick shift. It's going pretty well. Except for a few hairy moments. Like being on a 100km country road without due preparation. "THERE'S A FIFTH GEAR??!!!"

2. I watered the garden last night. I opened up the tap on Hank the Tank, set the hose on the broad beans and wandered inside to cook dinner. At 11pm, I remembered. Result: I sodden beans, flooded concrete and an empty tank.

3. I watched Knocked Up on the telly last night. What a truly execrable film.


What stupid things have you done lately?